"If the wind closes a door, we will open another."

It felt fitting or something, since I was basically leaving TOD for LJ *spits on self* Also I was really loving "Under A Blue Moon." That was on my old journal. I think on this one it's "FINALLY!" I had to try about 50 unavailable usernames before settling on mine.

If there is one person or more on your friends list who makes your world a better place just because they exist and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the internet, then post this same sentence in your journal.

That's probably incorrect. Ah well.

Where is the person you miss most?
I'm not even sure how to answer this.

What is your current problem?
A severe lack of funds.

Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I tend to keep grudges for a really long time, and then suddenly get tired of them. It's weird.

Do you hate people who are obsessed with things like High School Musical?
Nah.

Do you love someone that doesn't know you love them?
Ehhhh, maybeish?

Who was the last person to smoke a cigarette in your presence?
Nicole and Josh.

Next time you will kiss someone?
Whoooo knows.

Where's the last place you went?
Uh, I'm at Nicole's, does that count?

Last thing you ate?
Probably either cereal or ceviche.

Do you think a lot of people think bad things about you?
Probably.

What were you doing at midnight last night?
Watching Sex & The City.

Last person you spoke to on the phone?
My mother.

Are you excited for anything?
Yeah, but also stressing out a lot. Blegh.

What's the greatest thing that you did today?
Made coffee.

How many TRUE friends do you have that you can tell anything to?
One.

Tell me about the shirt you're wearing:
Blue Counting Crows t-shirt from the New Amsterdam tour.

What would you change about your life right now?
The whole broke, living with my parents thing.

What do you currently hear?
"Second Born" by Third Eye Blind.

Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
Cold.

When a friend walks out of your life, do you go after them?
I try.

Did you wake up in the middle of the night last night?
Probably.

What shows do you watch?
Grey's Anatomy, Queer As Folk, Sex And The City, whatever my mother happens to have on.

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
"Oh. THIS question again. Next."

Will your next kiss be a mistake?
Don't think so.

Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Supposedly.

Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
Mmmyep.

Does anyone disgust you?
Not really.

Did you enjoy your weekend?
Sure.

Have you argued with anyone today?
Nope. And, hushnowdontcry, you are both wrong. Fido is the best zombie movie ever.

Has someone had their arms around you in the past 7 days?
Yes. *Shudder*

Are you afraid of losing the last person you talked to?
Nah.

Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
Yep!

What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
Eh, I don't so much "go to bed" when I'm here as "pass out halfway through some movie."

When's the last time you had a headache?
Don't remember.

Is anyone else in the room with you?
Nope.

Does anyone call you babe?
No.

Is there anything you are craving right now?
Foo?

What was the first thing you thought of this morning?
Dunno.

Are you satisfied with what you currently have in life?
No.

What were you doing at 7:00 am?
Sleeep.

How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
Dunno.

Do you know anyone who has been arrested?
Yep.

How do you feel about your hair right now?
It's finally black!

What's something you really want right now, be honest?
Meh. Lots of things.

When you were in elementary school, did you change best friends a lot?
No.

Last thing you touched not computer-related?
The table?

Have you ever suspected anyone of cheating on you?
No.

Does the song you're currently listening to remind you of anyone specific?
Nope.

Do any of your top friends have a tongue ring?
Yes.

Do any of your top friends have a nose ring?
No.

Have you ever slept in the same bed as your friend?
Yes.

Is your best friend a slut?
She doesn't like to admit it, but yes.

Who do you blame for your bad mood today?
My parents. I haven't even talked to them yet and I'm not in a bad mood right now, but that's still a pretty safe bet.

What was the first thing you did this morning?
Checked if there was anything good on TV. There wasn't.

Do you miss someone?
Yeah.

How are you feeling right now?
...my ass is going numb.

Is it hard for you to admit when you're wrong?
Sometimes.

Where is your number one person on your friends list?
Sleeping.

Do you know anyone who is pregnant?
No.

Do you think you'll have the same best friends a year from now?
Yeah.

Who is someone who can always make you laugh, even on a bad day?
Nicole.

Are you generally a happy person?
No.

Who's in your profile picture with you?
No one. I is giant lonerperson.

IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I want to know 28 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never really clicked, or if we already know everything about each other. I really don't. Let me know who I'm friends with.


1. Your Middle Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Movie:
5. Favorite Song or Album:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of LJ?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favorite memory of us?
14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarky) - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favorite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? (If you have no idea, just say something crazy, it'll entertain me!)
28. Will you repost this so i can fill it out for you?

INFO
1. Name:
2. Birthday:
3. Where do you live:
4. IM:
5. What are you studying/What are you working as:
6. What makes you happy:
7. What are you listening to now/have listened to last:
8. Weirdest food you like:
9. An interesting fact about you:
10. Are you in love/have a crush at the moment:
11. Favorite place to be:
12. Favorite lyric:
13. Best time of the year:
14. Put a picture of yourself:

RECOMMEND
1. A film:
2. A book:
3. A song:
4. A band:

PLUS
1. One thing you like about me:
2. Two things you like about yourself:
3. Put this in your lj so I can tell you what I think of you?

Ask me five questions in the comments and I will reply my answers to you.
-The questions can be about absolutely anything in the whole entire world.

-It doesn't even really have to be a question; If you're wondering something about me, bring it up and I'll do my best to discuss it in a comment

Author: Emmie (justapieceofme)
Title: Only Kinky The First Time
Fandom: Kane RPS
Pairing(s): Jeff/Steve/Chris
Rating: NC-17
Continuity: N/A?
Author's note: This is actually more like a collection of six comment_fic responses. I just collected them into one fic, and fixed the tense issues. In order, prompts are: Playtime (merry_gentry), It's Only Kinky The First Time (badfalcon), Vibrations (honeyjojames), Beg (badfalcon), Naughty Boys Have To Be Punished, and Ropes (both honeyjojames). This is primarily to be blamed on badfalcon. *Nods* Considering this isn't really a fandom I follow; hell, I barely know who these boys are. Why do I suspect that's going to be changing? XD Also, does the title imply that there's going to be a SECOND time? Oh dear.
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue, plzthx.

Summary: Christian's out trying to do errands, but Jeff and Steve have other ideas. And they have a few...surprises for him.

(Why don't you have some dirty hot sex with me?)

The 'fandom exes' meme...

The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it: Harry Potter

The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets: X-Men

The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized she really was fucking crazy: RPS.

The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved he doesn't actually live in town: Palahniuk?

The steady: I'm fandom-single at the moment.

The one you repeatedly cheat on your steady with: Maybe RENT?

The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with: House

The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't: True Blood

The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool guy except it's never really gone anywhere: Repo shut up Nicole it doesn't matter how much I've been fangirling I still haven't even seen the whole thing

The one you slept with on the rebound who still smiles at you, yet you have no interest in any more: Smallville

The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at him and thinking, "Him? How the hell did he land all these cool babes?": Leverage

The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom she keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for her except you just know it's going to end badly: Hm. Burn Notice?

I think it is clear that I need more fandoms.

1. The first ten people to comment on this post get to request a drabble from me. In return, you have to post this meme in your journal.

2. Post a comment to this entry. The icon you use is the prompt for a story.

1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
2) What was your dream growing up?
3) What talent do you wish you had?
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
5) Favorite vegetable?
6) What was the last book you read?
7) What zodiac sign are you?
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
9) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
30) Do you swear a lot?
31) Biggest pet peeve?
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
35) Do you believe in God?
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

Go here and pick:
1. Your favorite.
2. Your least favorite.
3. One that makes you automatically think of me.
4. One that you think I should TOTALLY use more often.
5. One that you don't get/needs more explanation/you have no idea why the hell I have it.

Author: Emmie (justapieceofme)
Title: Reve Et Desir
Fandom: Buffy The Vampire Slayer/X-Men
Pairing(s): Remy/Xander
Rating: NC-17
Continuity: Post-S3 of Buffy, not sure for X-Men.
Author's note: Written for maab_connor at comment_fic, prompt “dancing.” Based on “Hotel California.” I've been meaning to base a fic on said song for years now, and this prompt finally grabbed me. That said: I don't know what the hell this is. I have no explanations here. I don't even know where it falls in X-Men continuity. If I feel up to it, I may write another fic or two in the 'verse to try and figure it out – but don't hold your breath. It also seems to be slightly inspired by the Buffy episode Where The Wild Things Are. This is my first true crossover, my first time writing Remy as a serious character, and quite possibly my first time writing porn without it being full-on PWP -- that is, there's actual stuff that happens after the porn. *Boggles*
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue, plzthx.

Summary: While on his road trip, Xander discovers a place not listed on any map.

(On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair...)

Are you kidding me? Thousands, if not more. I...sort of thought most people did. o_O

...seriously, are there people who don't know any songs by heart? *Boggles*

There was a young woman from Wheeling
Who claimed to lack sexual feeling
'Til a dyke named Delores
Simply touched her clitoris
And she had to be scraped from the cieling.

Yes I do, goddamnit.

Hopefully the video is all right. YouTube doesn't actually work on this computer, so I can't check it.

Debbie Novotny, most definitely. I'm about 99% certain that actual moms like her do not exist.

Also, this is the first writer's block I've ever done. Woo.

Fuck! Have just realized Bats Day is in fact this weekend. For some reason I was sure it was the 10th. Yeah, you can expect a whole lot more of me freaking out over the next...day and a half ish.

It occurred to me that I never even bothered to look up last year's pictures, so I did that.

( Hanunted Mansion pic ) Note how Nicole looks all cute and shit and I look like Jabba the fucking Hutt. >:[

Anyway. Yes. Need to dye my hair and find an outfit and try to figure out how to disguise the lard that I have just realized I am made of. O.O

Panic! In My Living Room!

Whoever gave me this taste for sub!House is going to die. Because you know, I REALLY needed another rare, difficult-to-search-for ship.

As if Goo Goo Dolls slash and Remy/Xavier weren't bad enough.

*Glares at comment_fic*

That Anthony Stewart Head has a bit part in Sweeney Todd?

...and why is he not singing?