Translation: "I do believe the time has come to make an ordered list of all the fanfiction I am currently working on." ...which is different from my WIP list because, let's face it, I am not actually working on anything on my WIP list. ( Goddamn you, kinkmeme... )

Please let me know if y'all can think of anything I've mentioned/promised recently but forgot to put here, I've got so many fics and notes and post-its and general fandom clutter everywhere that I'm beginning to go a bit insane. (I actually just stuck up a post-it that says "BUY MORE POST-ITS." XD) Come to think of it, this might be why I'm losing interest in writing. So fucking overwhelmed. Need to get myself back on track.

ALSO! I realize I have been absolutely horrible lately about craft orders. I apologize and I will be getting back to those of you that have expressed interest within the next day or so. >_<

Righty, off to bed with me!

Nik: "Please don't light my ass on fire."
Me: "Would I do such a thing?"
Disembodied voice from Josh's room: "Yeah, you would."

ETA

Me: *Plays "A Pirate's Life For Me" & sings along*
Josh: "You mean the lyrics aren't 'We rape, we rape, we rape?'"

XD

Pick a paragraph (or any passage less than 500 words) from any fanfic I've written, and comment to this post with that selection. I will then give you a DVD commentary on that snippet: what I was thinking when I wrote it, why I wrote it in the first place, what's going on in the character's heads, why I chose certain words, what this moment means in the context of the rest of the fic, lots of awful puns, and anything else that you'd expect to find on a DVD commentary track.

Hokay, places my writing can be found!
-My fic journal
-FF.net
-Operation: Mindcrime (unfinished, on the kinkmeme)
-Growing Up Is Not An Absence Of Dreaming (likewise)
-If you want to do something from WIP meme 1 or 2, I can roll with that.
-There's also comment_fic, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna go back through there and find everything I've written. Check in the Repo, Buffy, and Kane and Bon Jovi RPS archives. I actually don't think I've ever written Watchfic there. *Cough*Becausesomeonekeepsbeatingmetoit*Cough*

Those of you with little to no knowledge of Operation: Mindcrime. (Which I'm pretty sure is my entire flist minus one person. XD) Does this video seem as ridiculous to you as it does to me?

...mostly because my music collection is pathetically depleted. But since I'm beginning to build it back up (and also since I'm putting off the writing I'm supposed to be doing right now), it is meme time!

Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post a line from the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Strike through the songs when someone guesses both artist and track correctly.
Step 4: For those who are guessing -- looking the lyrics up on a search engine is CHEATING!
Step 5: If you like the game post your own.

1. Everyone will come, everyone will come,to my funeral to make sure that I stay dead
2. 'Twas in another lifetime, one of toil and blood, when blackness was a virtue and the road was full of mud
3. A thousand other boys could never reach you, how could I have been the one?
4. Let the morning break in you... And I won't run unless I'm running after you
5. Who's there that makes you so afraid? You're shaken to the bone, you know I don't understand, you deserve so much more than this
6. You can bump and grind if it's good for your mind, you can twist and shout, let it all hang out
7. There's a chance one of us will give in soon, I could ask, but what's the answer gonna prove?
8. Well I guess you left me with some feathers in my hand, did it make it any easier to leave me where I stand?
9. I must be brave, come, come what may, can I be saved, is there a way? Repo! The Genetic Opera, "At The Opera Tonight" guessed by spookynoodle
10. Things have been okay for me except that I'm a zombie now, I really wish you'd let us in Jonathan Coulton, "Re Your Brains" guessed by jessicamariek
11. Russian roulette is not the same without a gun, and baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun
12. Heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from another you been messin' around
13. You penetrate me, and my little pink heart is on its little brown raft, floating out to sea
14. Bad news comes, don't you worry, even when it lands, good news will work its way to all them plans
15. We're in a room without a door, and I am sure without a doubt, they're gonna want to know how we got in here, they're gonna want to know how we plan to get out
16. And Jane came by with a lock of your hair, she said that you gave it to her Leonard Cohen, "Famous Blue Raincoat" guessed by elebridith
17. Industrialization has crippled the globe, nature failed as technology spread Repo! The Genetic Opera, "21st Century Cure" guessed by spookynoodle
18. Vapor 'round your body glistens in the shower, and I want to stay right here and go down on you for an hour Third Eye Blind, "Blinded (When I See You)" guessed by spookynoodle
19. God it's so painful when something that's so close is still so far out of reach
20. You must think me mad, I've hunted you across the years, a man like you can never change Les Miserables, "Confrontation" guessed by elebridith
21. Round one, he'll ask me on a date and then, round two, I'll primp but won't be late, because round three is where we kiss inside his car, won't go all the way, but I'll go pretty far Hairspray, "I Can Hear The Bells" guessed by jessicamariek
22. I swear I'd burn this city down to show you the light Fall Out Boy, "Sophomore Slump Or Comeback Of The Year" guessed by jessicamariek
23. When I say you sucked my brain out, the English translation is 'I am in love with you and it is no fun'
24. Sometimes I feel like I am drunk behind the wheel, the wheel of possibilities, wherever it may roll
25. Give me back my photos, will you? You fuckin' whore, I'll kill you!

Unfilled prompt index for the third Watchmen Kink Meme. I've organized these by character/pairing to make it easier for folks to find prompts that interest them, but please keep in mind that many of these are only a preference and may also be open to other pairings. Also, anything that's focused on two (or a group of) characters will be listed under that pairing, though a few of them aren't necessarily shippy. There's quite a bit of this in the OT3 section.

Feel free to let me know if you see any typing or HTML fail, broken links, etc., or if I've missed any prompts. It's entirely likely. XD

Not currently doing a completed prompt index because I think watchfic_dir has that pretty well under control, but if you guys would like one in list format like this, let me know.

Index is current through page 29 as of 23 Novembre, 2009.

( Can't sleep, prompts will eat me. )

Now, will all the folks still bitching about how Cohen was too cheesy please shut the hell up? XD

Also, a meme:

The problem with LJ: We all think we are so close, but really we know nothing about one another. So I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about. Ask away.

Then post this in your LJ and find out what people don't know about you.

And the chronological readthrough rolls on! Today's reading is all of chapter two, if you're following along with that. Sorry I'm posting this so late. In covering-my-ass news, I'll be locking down the Chapter One scans in the next day or so (because making the entirety of a copyrighted work publicly available makes me just a little nervous), so if you haven't read it yet and want to, you might want to head on over there.

( I should be drinking a toast to absent friends, instead of these comedians )

Sorry it's taken me so long to get these up. Will have Ch2 up ASAP, know it's late as hell. :P

( Under The Hood )

Starting Watchmen chronological readthrough today! Like I said, I'll be posting up scans one chapter at a time. wings_on_flames has the reading schedule up here for those who want to follow along; otherwise you can always just read the chapters as I post them.

There was some talk of doing discussion questions but it never really came to anything, so if anyone wants to do that in the comments, I'm totally open to it. (Heh, understatement. FEED MY INNER FANGIRL DORK PLZ. XD) Will get Ch1 supplement up as soon as I get GN back from Nik; I don't have those bits scanned yet.

( At mignight all the agents and the superhuman crew go out and round up everyone that knows more than they do )

'Cause we're all a bunch of nerds! XD

I'm gonna be putting up scans as we go along, so if there's anyone here who hasn't read it and wants to, this might be the time. :D *Pokes you all and attempts to drag you down into the fandom vortex*

havenward posted this via TwitPic. Thought I'd transcribe it for folks who can't read it.

Soldier:

First things first. If you're reading this you're fucked six ways to Sunday. No one's coming to rescue you, princess. It's just you, me, and a whole lot of demonic SOBs who want to see your insides on the outside. Pray if you want, but no one's listening anymore. On the bright side, you'll be dead soon and this'll all be over. Not that that's any real consolation considering what comes after.

Hey, look, your last meal is candy! How awesome am I?

The pocket knife won't do much damage, but it's better than nothing and it'll still take out an eye or rupture an artery if you get in close. Keep this on you at ALL TIMES. You've survived this long, keep up the winning streak [? Doesn't look like "streak" but can't figure out what else it would be].

You can't have too many flashlights. You can kill someone about twenty different ways with that little thing, too.

About the bandaids, one word: Chuck.

Dean Winchester

I'm starting to rethink the Rorschach costume. Something about a fat Ror just...doesn't seem right. At all. XD Plus last time I wore a trench I looked absolutely ridiculous. Of course that one was bright fucking yellow and thrown together the night before. (It was "superhero day" when I was in, like, ninth grade. I was insistent on going as an X-Men character and wasn't about to wear spandex, so...hello, Jubilee! I wound up being one of like, three people to actually dress up. Yeah, I was THAT kid in high school. XD)

Uh. I almost think I could pull off Nite Owl? A very, very fat Nite Owl. But I hate the GN costume which means I would drive myself absolutely insane making the movie version. Which...honestly sounds kinda fun. XD Hmmm.

Honestly, the more I think about it, the more I like the idea. XD (And YES, Nicole, I can hear you calling me a nerd all the way from Arizona. XD)

In other news I'm surprisingly awake for someone who managed to grab all of two hours sleep max last night, especially as most of that was one long string o' weird. :/ (I still wish I could remember more of it. Might've made for an interesting plotbunny. I just remember it being very bloody. And wandering around/hiding in a semi-abandoned mall-like area?) Ah well. Hopefully means I'll be able to get some decent sleep tonight. Need to get some hardcore job-hunting done tomorrow. Really hoping (and I cannot believe I am about to say this) that Toys R Us calls me back. Bleh, scary thought, but...need. Job.

Anyway. Debating if I feel like heading to the Landing. I don't really feel like walking today. Laaaazyyyyyy. :P In a random crafting mood but don't have much in the way of supplies, so probably ought to write. Keep checking the kinkmeme "just to see if anything's updated" and finding new prompts I want to do. Damnit, Estella, if you're going to perk up at the slightest suggestion of a bunny, you could at least stick around long enough for me to actually write the damn things! I don't even want to think about the current state of my bunny list...

Anyway. I'm...going to go now before this degenerates any further into random babble.

Choose one character of mine. Ask me any three questions about them that you like. Sexuality, preferences, history, the stupid little things that make a person tick... Keep in mind that this may give you spoilers I haven't written about yet.

Alternately, you can ask 3 questions about me.

Both is fine, too. :)